Misery Loves Company

None of us remember what its like to be a baby. Now I know why ... teething! I'll let Theo tell you his story in his own words.



I'm teaching Daddy to play the drums. He's terrible and he doesn't know how to hold the sticks. At 4 months old I was really happy minding my business banging on the drums!



See ... before I had those bony things in my mouth. I was really happy at 6 months old.



This was me about 6 months later .... UNHAPPY!!! Growing teeth must be the most painful experience I've gone through so far next to childbirth of course. Plus they put me in this stupid costume! Do I look like a horse to you? Horse have teeth ... I'm a baby!


Now I have 4 teeth coming in at the same time. AAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! I just wanna scream! All the time. Daddy keeps saying that misery loves company, so when I'm sleeping and my teeth bother me ... I want some company durnnit. I wake EVERYBODY up! My mouth hurts!!!!!!!!!!